Number one rule of Tumblr:
ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.
If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.
pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
smart friend: just got straight A's!!
me: i can breathe
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE